‘sometimes my heart pushes my ribs’ by ellen kennedy

looks pretty chill. i am digging all the pastel colours. i don’t know how i feel abt the alternating green and grey letters, seems confusing. I was trying to discern some kind of pattern but could not. I thought maybe like, certain letters were always green and some were always grey but that turned out to be false. If anyone knows ellen kennedy can you ask her for me?
7.3

really like this one. sam pink has a very distinct visual style. every aspect of sam pink’s work seems to be distinctly and obviously the work of sam pink. sort of feel like it’d be cool if sam pink did like a short animated film. i would watch that probably.
8.5

looks nice. looks like the kind of book i would pick up like in a bookstore just for the sake of picking it up and holding it in my hands a little bit. the colour pink seems a lot more intense than tao lin’s more ‘traditional’ pallet, which to me suggests that either tao lin had not quite ‘refined’ his ‘colour brand’ when this book was published, or he wanted to demonstrate the intensity of the bear. think i will probably buy this book soon.
7.6

the colours look nice, and i really like the font. seems like everything is balanced nicely. the cover makes me think this book is about something nice. i guess the skull behind the make-up is a little unchill but i mean w/e everyone has skulls i guess.
7.1

seems pretty boring. looks like your standard boring textbook-type-thing . feel like ‘holy bible’ will miss out on some sales due to very unmeme-able cover. i am already bored just looking at this thumbnail.
3.1
-Dave Shaw
Megan Boyle has a new article up on Thought Catalog. After not hearing from her in a while, this piece is just what we needed to provide a little insight into her current life. You know, what she’s up to these days after all of her new-found MuuMuu House Fame.
Click-through the photo to view the article on Thought Catalog or view it by clicking here.
- Walter Mackey

The Oregon Trail is the Oregon Trail (Mud Luscious Press) by Gregory Sherl
Zack Schuster liveblogged the Beachy awards. Zack is the author of Trackback, reviewed here by Beach Sloth. We like Zack. Check him out on Twitter!
editor’s note: I do not live in Ohio
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9:32 - Best Alt Lit Novel just got announced, so we should be moving into the Beachies soon I guess.
9:33 - Aww, he was about to announce it, too, then I guess someone got called a jerk. DAMN.
9:34 - Setting change for the Beachies, “The alternative to the alternative.” Steve goes to his “teenage bedroom.” Steve calls Beach Sloth “one of the most beautiful people on the internet.”
9:36 - “…Anyway, I really like Beach Sloth.” Ugh, a whole four minutes before we get to the Beachies. It’s like he’s trying to be a good MC or something.
9:38 - Steve takes a break to put a ribbon on his face.
9:39 - Best online squatter - Happy Dog Mom Lit Journal. …What’s an online squatter, and how does one be best at it?
9:40 - STEVE TOLD EVERYONE TO PUT ON THEIR CAPS LOCK KEY SO I DID
9:41 - BEST NAMED-AFTER-AN-ANIMAL AWARD: MEGHAN LAMB
9:42 - BEST USE OF SHOOTING STAR IMAGERY: JENNIFER FALLINGSTAR
9:43 - My keyboard is glaring at me.
9:44 - Best Person Being Confused For Beach Sloth Award - Christopher Higgs
9:45 - Jordan Castro gets everyone to post his name in all-caps in chat.
9:46 - It devolves into everyone putting awful adjectives in front of the word “peen”. SHRIVELED EMACIATED PEEN
9:47 - Best person to overcome an arrest (I think that’s the award name?) - Chandwick Reddin (I think that’s his name?)
9:48 - People (including, of course, Jordan Castro) are now offering to do terrible things to their butt-hair for PayPal monies.
9:49 - Best Fo’ Sho’ - ZACK SCHUSTER. Just kidding, it’s Megan Boyle. I know, it surprised me just as much.
9:50 - Steve moves into his brother’s bedroom and gets on an exercise bike.
9:51 - “I feel like I can go pretty fast but there’s no resistance so it’s like what the hell…the screen on here is pretty dark…i’m trying to succeed but it’s pretty difficult.”
9:52 - Beach Sloth is about to leave, just as Steve does “Best Syllabus”, which goes to Shaun Gannon.
9:53 - Lots and lots of hearts in chat after that award.
9:54 - Best portrayal of an online presence - Michael J Seidlinger (I consulted the chat for that one)
9:55 - Best use of a potato salad - lots of people pulling for Ohio, but it goes to Justin Carter instead.
9:56 - HOLD UP JUSTIN CARTER LIVES IN OHIO. The day is saved. Steve says the awards are starting to wind down because “it’s been almost two hours.”
9:57 - Best anonymous online presence - peterbd, who actually sent me a few poems before I left for Basic (and included me in one of his more recent poems).
9:59 - NO AD NOOOOOOO-okay I didn’t miss anything, good.
10:00 - Four awards left. Best use of neon and glitter - Neon Glittery, of course. “She was kind of in a league of her own, <i>arguably</i>.” Neon’s also from Ohio. I actually have her chapbook back home; MOST DEFS something I look forward to reading when I get back in March (OH SO LONG OF A WAIT).
10:01 - Best use of physical violence at a reading (“A lot of competition for this one”) - Mike Bushnell. “I actually have a paint stain on the back of one of my shirts from hugging him after his story.”
10:02 - This happened back during the IRL Poetry Tour, I guess. Some dude was being obnoxious on his phone. Violence ensues. A tin snack can lid got bent (from being smashed against a head).
10:05 - Best use of reality - MDMA Films
10:06 - Steve says one of their films is a two-hour-long one take, shot on a Macbook
10:07 - Beach Sloth ALMOST LEFT right before the LAST AWARD. Scandalous!
10:08 - Fantastic Award Great Job - Jackson Nieuwland (GET IT? ‘EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC’?)
10:09 Dec 28 2011 until 8:00 Dec 28 2012 - THE WORLD RECOVERS FROM ZACK SCHUSTER NOT WINNING AN AWARD.
10:10 - Steve tours his home some more. Frank Hinton leaves. The Beachies, and thus the award show as a whole, are OVER. Peace out, beaches (GET IT?)