all times are in CST and stuff
6:00- One hour until the awards, I think. About to maybe make coffee. Just bought a shirt off Big Cartel. Hope I converted time right in my head and it is an hour until the event begins.
6:20- Sick-ass Tinychat, featuring lots of penis drawings on whiteboard. Sweet.
6:52- THE AWARDS ARE ABOUT TO START.
7:01- Steve is dancing to Skrillex. Sweet.
7:04- Boost my crotch, bb. I am drinking chai and egg nog. I can’t wait for the Beachy’s. Steve wins ‘most gayest’, congrats.
7:07- Hope Steve is not allergic to cats.
7:09- Congrats to horse_ebooks!
7:14- Steve danced to Dimmu Borgir. \m/
7:17- I forgot about the drinking game, oops.
7:21- FIRST AWARD IS BEST ALT LIT SHORT STORY CONGRATS TO SAM PINK!
7:26 -Best poem goes to Darby Larson. Have not read that poem. Was hoping for Russ Woods to win it or something. Idk. I should read this poem, it is probably good.
7:28- Tried to read poem, feel like I did not ‘get’ it, idk.
7:35- Damn, soundtrack tonight is going great. Hawthorne Heights. Best online mag goes to: Lies/Isle. Sweet, I like that journal.
7:45 - Best journal/mag: Pop Serial, very deserving, best journal. We reviewed a lot of their stuff a long time ago.
7:50- Best debut novel: Ofelia Hunt, I read some of her things once and liked them, have not read the novel, it is probably pretty good.
7:51- PROM KING AND QUEEN ARE: Richard Chiem and Francis Dinger, cute. :3
7:56: Best chapbook: Frank Hinton wins. CONFLICT OF INTEREST. jk, congrats. This is being reprinted so I can purchase and read it, right?
8:01- Jovial Jellyfish called, I missed it due to an ad showing up.
8:02- Best moment. I bet it is the Satanic Matinee.
8:04- Oh, Tao Lin marries Megan Boyle. Guess that was pretty important.
8:11- Best breakout writers: Steve Roggenbuck and Megan Boyle. Congrats Steve bb.
8:13- Gotta go open Christmas things, might miss rest of awards, let me know who wins.
8:30- Got back in time for best novel, congrats to Blake Butler, think he won Best Alt Lit Writer too or something. Sweet, congrats Blake Butler.
Time for Beachy’s, someone live blog the Beachy’s in the comments.